…unfortunately not. Just a really, really bad example of Jinglish/Engrish. But for a moment we really thought it was the BEST kind of sale ever! Nope, locals really just don’t know how to use English appropriately in their retail promotional campaigns. [Via twitpic and Facebook] Hurry, it’s only until January 9th! Apparently this fuckin’ sale…

This has become a popular video so we wanted to post it in the context of Japanese ladies. If this was just about Japanese girls, what would be some examples? 1) (on first date) Can you eat rice? 2) (on second date) Can you use chopsticks? 3) (every day) In Japan, we have FOUR seasons….

One of Japan’s most popular “entertainers” these days is Mana Ashida, a child actress aged just seven years old. In her latest TV advertising campaign, some innovative ad guys came up with the idea of having Mana dance in a sexy move reminiscent of Korean girl band KARA. So we get to see Mana-chan gyrate…

Japanese porn retailer DMM has launched a whole series of free mobile phone online games for guys hungry to keep their sex drives satisfied even when out and about. At first there will be two adult titles and a bunch of other virtual dating games, with third party developers also allowed to add their own…

The Japanese make great love dolls, that much is well known. But their erotic skills go way back, from creating amazing pornographic prints to traditional dildos like the HigoZuiki Futonaga, made from the stem of the giant elephant ear plant. Likewise, Japanese dolls (ningyo) have a long history, as ornaments, theatre puppets and more. The…

We’re heading out later today to catch an art show. I know, very sophisticated, right? Well, this ain’t some nansy pansy abstract malarkey. This is cosplay! At pixiv Zingaro in Nakano, west Tokyo, from February 16th to 27th COSPLAY SHOWCASE will feature ten large prints of sexy cosplayers, selections from the photo book by Nobutsugu…

Given their names in Japan — “Dutch wife” — you would be forgiven for thinking that Japanese sex dolls come from Holland, or that the Japanese, with their usual filter on history, believe that they do. As we’ve blogged about before, there is more than enough love dolls and sex doll history to demonstrate that…

Old Akimoto-san is determined to squeeze even more yen out of this “art” as he keeps calling it. The latest way to scheme poor otaku out of their cash is a propaganda film feature length documentary film on his creation, the pop idol group army AKB48. Yasushi Akimoto always bangs on about the quality of…

Now THIS is what I called manga. A heck of a lot better than all that One Piece crap, that’s for sure! Oki was a soldier in World War Two and afterwards he took up drawing SM and bondage manga. We don’t know if it’s just his innate character or his experiences in the war,…

More sad news, guys. In 2010 sexy model Yuki Yamamoto was one of a spate of celebrities and idols who married quickly after they found out they were pregnant (the so-called dekikekkon or shotgun wedding). Now the goddess has announced she is pregnant again with a new child! Still the thought that someone is having…