At Waseda University they’ve made available another side to traditional Japanese art in the “Fart War Scroll Picture” (屁合戦絵巻 or He-gassen-emaki), a series of images telling the epic tale of breaking wind competitively in ancient Tokyo. Japanese humor can sometimes be very slapstick and we have trouble relating it to our western chums. Lavatorial jokes…

Balls. Us guys all have them. Sometimes they just get in the way. Other times the girls give them nice attention. Girls who play with balls are sexy enough, we know. But what about balls themselves? Can they be sexy? Well, they can if they open up and include a nice surprise inside. To add…

The Japanese have always been kinky. You may know that there are ancient Japanese dildos, historical erotic prints, fart war scrolls, and even bamboo sex dolls from long ago. But did you know there was also a sex shop in old Tokyo? Yotsumeya was in the Ryogoku area of Edo (the old name for Tokyo),…

Following on from Shit Asian Girls Say, we now have Shit Japanese Say to Gaijin! Our gaijin friends tell us this is quite true-to-life, though there are several parts that are specifically for Americans and black Americans. We should also add that for many Europeans, the “shit” includes being automatically assumed to be an English-speaker!…

For some time now we’ve been collecting general thoughts about how the Japanese differ in the bedroom department. I reckon this wil be the first of many posts but here are a few ideas for now! Noise This can apply to all Asian girls but probably most of all Japanese chicks. Noise. Be prepared for…

This is a controversial topic among the TokyoKinky blogging team. Just are the minions of AKB48 (let alone their copycat groups) even good-looking? Taro and I have been definitely in the “no” camp, while Megumi sat on the fence (“They are kinda ordinary, sometimes cute, but clearly would be terrible in bed), versus Kazuki in…

It has become well-known that Hitler commissioned a Danish science boffin to develop a sex doll (or “dame de voyage”) during World War Two as a cleaner, healthier substitute to the comfort women (i.e. prostitutes) that army soldiers usually employ. A prototype was even made of the doll but was destroyed in the bombing of…

Much like the yaeba snaggletooth phenomenon, the Japanese trend of the duck face has both fascinated and revolted foreigners. Japanese girls make the duck-face pout (ahiru-guchi) as they think it makes them look cute and attractive to men. You look “dumb” and submissive, and, since Japanese ladies don’t usually have much in the way of…

Fans of that strange and queasy world of Japanese kawaii — part cute, part sexy, part kitsch — will love the bizarre look of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, a new singer with a growing fan base here. Even her name is crazy — full version: Caroline Charonplop Kyarypamyupamyu — along with her “fashion”, a mishmash of…

Just weeks after her divorce possibly over her husband’s gay nude photo shoot, Ayumi Hamasaki is back with a new album out, something like her millionth release. And it deliberately seems to reveal a very sexy side to the doll-like princess. Ayumi is no strange to tantalizing us, having previously done quite risque photos. But…