Voice actress and singer Sumire Uesaka is famous for being cute, of course, and also having an obsession with the Soviet Union. Now she possibly has another feather in her bow. The 27-year-old idol amply exploits her bust, lips, and other physical assets in the video for “Bon kyu bon wa kare no mono” (very…

We all need the touch of the others when we are lonely — and the hand of another can be particularly, well, handy. The best solution we’ve ever seen has been the Man’s SOM Hand Type Handjob Machine, which is a bestselling masturbot that is exactly what its name suggests. If you don’t want to…

This is the latest nude selfie lady (裏垢女子) that caught our eye. She’s apparently a “young Japanese wife.” We can’t prove this with any certainty, but we can definitely say that she has breasts and pale Asian skin to die for. While she sometimes uses filters to hide her face and identity, this is often…

A new commercial for German DIY store chain Hornbach has stirred controversy. It shows two unkempt and decidedly unhandsome white men getting all sweaty outside in the garden, watched by two scientific-looking bods. The men are then instructed to strip for the observers and hand over their apparently smelly briefs. The scene cuts to an…

When the new Japanese era name of Reiwa was announced on April 1st, sparking intense speculation about how best to translate it into English, our first thought was: that could be a great porn star’s name! Admittedly the kanji characters (令和) are unusual, so it would have to be a homonym. Unfortunately we couldn’t find…

Virtual dating games and services are very well-established in Japan, and YouTube is the next logical step in this evolution. One of the biggest virtual YouTuber idols at the moment is Shiro-chan, whose videos offer private dining experiences. Now the Japanese virtual YouTuber Note Takehana has upped the stakes with a crowdfunding campaign to remake…

We think we probably do more than enough damage to Brand Japan by our daily blog posts without perpetuating media myths about “sexless Japan.” We see a lot of articles and coverage of this topic, which we feel is a real problem but nonetheless also exaggerated by sensational, mostly foreign reporting. Nonetheless, we like to…

It was only a matter of time before someone came up with a way of linking maid cafes and hostess bars with digital idols and adult virtual reality. Behold the VR hostess cafe. Yumenographia is not a physical space, but exists purely in a digital realm: it’s waiting for your patronage whenever and wherever you…

We stumbled upon this great Twitter feed detailing a report by Shinbunka, the publishing industry trade journal in Japan, about the decline of the much-loved porn magazine vending machine. It also cites from an interview with the photographer Tetsuya Kurosawa, who has documented the vending machines (visiting some 500 locations along the way!). It’s true,…

Today is the final day of Heisei. As the emperor abdicates this afternoon, we are remembering the past three decades and all those lovely ladies that have passed through our lives (in actuality or through the lens of gravure and adult video). We should put together a proper “adult Heisei” post soon but it might…