Japan has love hotels, sex shops, adult goods…It’s an erotic paradise. But this is all carefully pigeonholed. Anyone who’s watched mainstream TV here will immediately notice how boring it is. No sex, no nudity, no controversy. Yeah, it’s pretty boring except for the occasional cute presenter. Well, one such cute lady got herself into some…

Sometimes I don’t get Japan at all. And it’s my own country. So-called “sexless” relationships are a big problem here. There are marriages up and down the land where no fucking is happening between man and wife. And it’s not just the middle-aged. Even the youngsters aren’t up to as much as they should be….

Man, I can’t BELIEVE I missed this! To promote the global release of the Tenga 3D, the new designer masturbator, Tenga held a special exhibition — Tenga 3D Museum of Art — in Harajuku, central Tokyo, to celebrate the art of the world’s most stylish adult toy. It included photos and exhibits from photographer Nobuyoshi…

Face with a male population overworked and too stressed for sex, or so-called “herbivore” soushoku danshi (草食系男子) guys who care more about shopping than pussy — is it any wonder that local ladies are seeking solace…in each other’s arms?! That’s the rumor! I just read that lesbian OLs (“office ladies”, i.e. the girls who slave…

Geeky white guys can get hot Japanese girls (or at least, their panties). It’s official. And adidas can help you do it! Here’s the tip for all you guys out there: Get yourself some adidas running shoes and prepare to lift the skirts of hot Japanese girls just by moving past them. This is actually…

AKB48, eat your heart(s) out! Marshmallow 3D are the new sexiest idol group in town. They even let you have a fondle of their breasts! While the AKB48 meet-and-greet sessions with their fans regularly descend into chaos (fans not interested in certain group members, others not wanting to let go after shaking the hand of…

Koonago is small person porn. And I mean, small like Ant Man small. So small that the girl can literally become part of a meal. So small that she can “ride” your giant cock, hanging from it like an insect. It’s toy girl porn. Needless to say, koonago is a niche fetish and the material…

Japan’s parking lots are pretty cool, especially the tower ones that take cars up for storage in cool elevator machines. It seems it’s a competitive business as the owners are now getting imaginative. So much so that Osaka’s Nipponbashi has come up with a novel scheme to attract young male drivers. We’ve heard of maid…

Top idols AKB48 have been promoting almost every product in Japan recently and prominent among the campaigns has been the one for travel agency H.I.S. Though you sadly can’t actually book a trip with any of the lovely ladies, you can go some of the way there with the latest addition to the marketing smorgasbord:…

Tokyo’s AKB48 has already spawned NKE48 (Nagoya), NMB48 (Namba, Osaka), HKT48 (Hakata, or Fukuoka) and SDN48 (adult version)…Now comes JKT48 for, er, Jakarta! JKT48 is a new overseas experiment from the makers of Japan’s top idol groups. If it’s a hit perhaps we’ll see other bands forming in Singapore, Paris and elsewhere? I’m just surprised…